EveryThingFree-4U

Plot: Two womanising slackers try to woo the lovely new girl next door; they fail magnificently, but make up grand fake stories about their conquest. When they discover their seedha-saada friend has gotten involved with the girl who didn’t give them a second glance, their youthful masculine egos demand that they break up the jodi.Dibyendu standing on the stage of his alma mater, “St. Stephen’s College of Arts and Sciences” (ha!), located — where else? — in Goa, and declaiming: “Kashmir na koi le sakta hai, Kashmir na koi de sakta hai/ Kashmir mein bas teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai”. And it just carries on from there, one phatichar line after another: from “Bomb woh thhi, blast main ho gaya” to “Main aapke door ka padosi hoon”.